Hair Dye Truths from a Mum Who’s Been Every Shade Under the Sun (and Moon)

Let’s talk hair dye — because when you’re an alternative mum who expresses herself through every shade of the rainbow, you get through a lot of it. Between school runs, sensory meltdowns, and the occasional 3am existential crisis, I don’t always have time for high-maintenance colour. So when I find a dye that works — and more importantly, lasts — I shout about it.

🦊 Arctic Fox – My Ride or Dye

If I could marry a hair dye brand, it would be Arctic Fox. Not only is it vegan and cruelty-free (win), but the colours are stunning. Bold, vibrant, and genuinely long-lasting — especially their deep shades like Purple Rain, Poseidon, and Wrath. It fades gracefully (none of that weird, muddy brown business), and it actually conditions your hair as you use it. That’s right — a dye that makes your hair feel better, not worse.

Plus, the smell? It’s divine. Like fruity sweets, not harsh chemicals. Ideal for someone who’s constantly sniffing shampoo for sensory reasons (don’t judge me).

😬 Crazy Color – Not So Crazy About It

Now I know some people love Crazy Color, and I wanted to — it’s affordable, accessible, and they’ve got a good range. But honestly? It fades so fast I barely have time to take a selfie before it’s washed out. I’ve found it patchy, drying, and just not worth the effort. The colour payoff is meh unless you’ve bleached your hair to near white, and even then, it’s gone after a couple washes.

Great for a one-week pop of colour. Not so great if you’re trying to keep up appearances between therapy appointments and soft play chaos.

💖 Adore – A Hidden Gem

Now Adore really surprised me. It’s super affordable and gives rich, pigmented colour with decent staying power. It’s not quite Arctic Fox levels of magic, but it holds its own — especially if you’re using reds, purples, or deeper tones. It’s gentle on the hair, and the application is smooth and easy. I often use Adore as a top-up when my Arctic Fox starts to fade, and it blends beautifully.

If you’re on a budget but still want head-turning colour, Adore is a fab option.

Final Verdict:

🥇 Arctic Fox – Worth every penny. 10/10 would dye again.

🥈 Adore – A strong second. Affordable and underrated.

🥉 Crazy Color – Sorry, you just didn’t stick around.