If Mums Had Patch Notes Like Video Games

 Version 32.4 – Mum Update




  • Energy regeneration speed slightly reduced

  • Ability to locate lost items increased by 12%

  • Patience stat fluctuates depending on noise levels

  • New feature unlocked: “Silent car sit for emotional reset”

Bug Fixes:

  • Reduced guilt triggered by sitting down

  • Fixed issue where mum forgets why she walked into a room (issue persists)

Known Issues:

  • Overthinking runs continuously in background

  • “I’ll just do it quickly” still leads to 45-minute side quest

  • Snack requests spawning at unpredictable intervals

Honestly, I would like a settings menu and a nap mode. Is that too much to ask?

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